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Nov
26th
Thu
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Probably why I don’t have a job.

Probably why I don’t have a job.

Nov
24th
Tue
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(via iwontallowit)
Or improve it. Being friends with the undead is AWESOME!

(via iwontallowit)

Or improve it. Being friends with the undead is AWESOME!
Nov
20th
Fri
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One of the reasons why I love my girlfriend

  • Me: School of rock! Woo! Haha
  • Me: I still love this movie after a million viewings of it.
  • Girlfriend: IS ON NOW?
  • Me: Soon after simpsons
  • Girlfriend: I've watched it more than u...
  • Girlfriend: Trust me
  • Girlfriend: That movie taught me how to rock.
  • Me: Disagree. I used to watch it over and over on DVD and I watch it every time it's on TV.
  • Girlfriend: Same!
  • Girlfriend: But more
  • Girlfriend: I watched it in my sleep
  • Me: and I remember making animated gifs out of the special feature music video that's on the DVD.
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Nov
18th
Wed
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topherchris:

Employees at the Microsoft Store in Mission Viejo, California break out in dance.

You can tell they are Microsoft employees by how unmotivated they are and the how the music isn’t compatible with their dancing.

Nov
11th
Wed
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I love this song and I seriously think that everyone does and I can’t seem to find a person who doesn’t but I just don’t understand the music video.
Can someone please explain it to me?

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If at first you don’t succeed, it won’t hurt to smoke some weed.
— Dr. Dre
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Nov
10th
Tue
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This just happened and I freaked out like a little bitch.

  • Me: so what happened when you got home?
  • Girlfriend: apparently they didnt call...
  • Girlfriend: someone has been calling me
  • Girlfriend: even last night at 11pm
  • Me: has it said that who it was from?
  • Girlfriend: no... it was no number
  • Me: that's weird..
  • Girlfriend: i know...
  • Me: do you have any idea who it could be?
  • Girlfriend: nope
  • Me: i'm worried now.
  • Girlfriend: why?
  • Me: cause it could be some sicko freak.
  • Girlfriend: probably and im home alone again
  • Me: gah.
  • Me: lock the doors and the windows and have some sort of weapon near you.
  • Girlfriend: :P
  • Me: please? it'd make me feel at ease.
  • Me: that rhymed.
  • Girlfriend: ok ill lock em now
  • Me: :) thank you lovely.
  • Girlfriend: thats weird...i thought i shut the screen door
  • Girlfriend: ..apparently not
  • Me: argh. you're making me freak.
  • Girlfriend: ill be fine
  • Me: you better be.
  • Girlfriend: now that ive shut all the doors...ill be lcked in with them
  • Facebook: Cristina is no longer online.