I’m online constantly. I hardly socialize. I go out to comedy every 3-4 days. You could say that I’m a sad individual with little to no friends. I’m kind of forgetting how to interact with human beings. I went out last night to meet a group of friends and a girl whom I used to talk to quite frequently got quite upset with me because I was being rather distant. I was lost in my own little world and I wasn’t talking that much.
It was like I had all of a sudden developed Autism.
Also in the same night a girl in which I had never met asked me if I was on drugs. I’ve never done drugs in my life (apart from alcohol but that’s not too bad). I was really out of it.
It takes me a while for my brain to start working when I’m in public now. Takes a while for my brain to say “Okay, this is where everything is at. Talk, be funny and make people like you”. When people in the real world first meet me they think I’m the weirdest person ever and I admit. Yes, I am a tad eccentric but everyone warms up to me with time. I don’t know where I am going with this. I’m just talking about how I find everything outside of my mind difficult and strange and beautiful and interesting. If you ever meet me in person. Give me more than one go. Don’t just discard me because the first impression was different. Love me world because I love you.
I was introduced as “Black Jesus”.
jessicacowan asked: Fun fact: I use Jess Cat Cow because they're the shortened version of my three names ~ middlename is Catlin (traditional Irish spelling of Caitlin, or so my Papa says).
But we should start a cat club! And as lions are cats we can be a PRIDE.
EPIC ;)
I’m down for this. I was named AidCat because one day my friend Sam just randomly said “Aiden, You’d look good as a cat” and I didn’t know how to respond so I was like “Meow?” and then AidCat was born.
Looking forward to being a part of this PRIDE! DOUBLE EPIC!
cresciteundo asked: Sweet Aiden! Totally going to save up that pocket moneyys to visit you and Rhiannon.
Can the three of us make up raps? You can teach me a thing or two :)
That sounds like the best plan ever devised. Ever.
We sure can rap. I don’t know if I’d make a good Rap teacher though. I’m too white.
Hey you know what would make for a good movie? Instead of a white lady teaching a group of troubled students in a school situated in the ghetto there would be a gangster (preferably of African American descent) in a middle class suburban town teaching the children about rap music. Like a movie version of Ice-T’s Rap School. I think that would be awesome.
Don’t look down. Don’t look up. Enjoy the world at eye level.
— Me, Aiden Pyne.
Water into wine. Motherfucker yeah yeah.
Throw yo bibles in the air, air, air.
Shake the scriptures like you just don’t care.
Cause JC loves you
YEAH-EAH.
JC baby, he died for your sins.
So go out and donate to charity bins.
Or bend over baby and show us your back.
Cause JC baby. He loves your CRA-ACK.
This is a song about god’s only son.
The number one.
The messiah that likes to have fun.
Performing miracles like no other sucker.
Walking on water like a mother fucker.
Oh let me see them breasts of yours
I beg to see them titties.
Oh yeah. Oh Yeah. I’ll pay of course.
Just let me see them bitties.
I’ll pay this much
To see you dance and such
But really I would like to touch.
