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Some of the people in this video.. scare me. Making out with dogs is not cool.

Sep 29th

(via branduponthebrain) One of the coolest pictures I have...

Sep 21st

Facebook Chat with Grandma

Grandma: do you go every day?
Aiden: Thursdays and saturdays.
Grandma: what do you do the other days?
Aiden: everything.
Grandma: like what?
Aiden: travel overseas. go bungee jumping. jump out of moving vehicles. blow stuff up. fight terrorism.
Grandma: ha ha interesting life
Aiden: keeps me occupied.

Sep 20th

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This would be quite devastating if it were real.

Sep 20th

Daily Creep has not been updated in a week. This shit is supposed to be daily, I feel so ripped...

Sep 20th

sarahschneider: T-minus a couple hours until all my comedy nerd dreams come true - watching SNL from...

Sep 20th

I was going to post a thousand word essay on my love for the girl working at KFC who had the...

Sep 17th

Banned.

azizisbored: Well, I got kicked off my little cousin Harr’s AP World History Study Group after...

Sep 17th

“I have also come to the conclusion that God is a teenybopper...”
— The Claire

Sep 16th

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This is my favourite drinking song. What’s yours?

Sep 16th

Impro Scene from the other day (from...

Julian: NO!
Me: You dare say nay to me, you foul knave.
Julian: Yes. I dare too say no to you. SATAN!
Me: Arghk, You have revealed me as the devil. i shall take flight.
*hides behind a rock*
Julian: Oh my god... where did he go!?!!??!
His magic is powerfull...
David: Hmm... Hi.
Julian: Hi
David: Have you seen a kid around here? Proclaiming that he is Satan? Hiding behind rocks? That's Jake and he only has 20 seconds to live and we at the starlight foundation would like to grant his dying wish of.. Oh crap. Never mind. Twenty seconds is up. He's dead now..
Me: *silently dies in background of the scene*
David: Better call the clean up crew.
Julian: Poor kid...
David: I almost feel sorry for him.
Julian: Almost.
David: Yeah. Almost.

Sep 16th

Superhero Movie.

I told myself I’d never watch Superhero Movie. I just watched it. Wasn’t as bad as I...

Sep 13th

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Being a young Australian high-school dropout, I know pretty much next to nothing about American...

Sep 13th

Teacher Accidentally Screens Porno to...

Sep 12th

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A montage of all the times Heath Franklin’s Chopper say the word ‘fuck’ on his...

Sep 12th

Childhood-destroying: First pics of James...

Sep 9th

So we all didn't die.

That’s rather disappointing. I was kinda looking forward to being spaghettified.

Sep 9th

OHNOES! TeH WoRLd izz @ N End.

Me: So what should I do for the last 33 minutes of my life?
Sister: Have a shower.
Me: Nah.

Sep 9th

The Large Hadron Collider Will Not Destroy...

Sep 9th

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Beastie Boys - Intergalactic This is the song I want played at my funeral. Just cause.

Sep 7th

i know

cassiecoutard: ive been neglecting my tumblr. I too have been neglecting my tumblr. I’m sorry...

Sep 7th

My grandma added me on facebook. So hip. Or should I say...

Sep 7th

Groped on the train last night.

The train was not far from Frankston station so I stood up and this chick walked by and grabbed my...

Sep 5th

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Elbow Skin are rather hilarious. Funnier live than in internet videos though.

Sep 1st