(Via Chiam)
me: *reading on the subway*
dude: your clothes good. you must not be English teacher.
me: thank you, and no I am not an English teacher.
dude: what you do?
me: I'll answer that after you ask the man next to you what he does for a living.
dude: what?
me: ask the man on the other side of you what he does for a living.
dude: why?
me: why not?
dude: but he's Korean!
me: so let me get this straight. you are willing to interrupt me, a Canadian, even though you can see that I am reading a book, to ask me what I do for a living, but you won't do the same thing to a Korean?
dude: ummmmm
me: I mean this in the most polite way, but it really motherfucking bothers me that you think it is totally fucking cool to bother me, but not the other people on this train. Again, in the most cordial way possible, I'd like you to go fuck yourself and never talk to me again. Is that clear?
dude: Cordial?
me: I'm going to continue reading this book. When I look up to scout for hotties, you better not be looking at me.
dude: You don't act like a teacher either. *gets up and fucks off*
Oct 14th