This is really shitty facebook. I was in the middle of...

everythingshazey: suicideblonde: Justin Timberlake i...

Probably why I don’t have a job.

(via iwontallowit) Or improve it. Being friends with the...

One of the reasons why I love my...

Me: School of rock! Woo! Haha
Me: I still love this movie after a million viewings of it.
Girlfriend: IS ON NOW?
Me: Soon after simpsons
Girlfriend: I've watched it more than u...
Girlfriend: Trust me
Girlfriend: That movie taught me how to rock.
Me: Disagree. I used to watch it over and over on DVD and I watch it every time it's on TV.
Girlfriend: Same!
Girlfriend: But more
Girlfriend: I watched it in my sleep
Me: and I remember making animated gifs out of the special feature music video that's on the DVD.

Justin Hamilton speaks of Dave Grant.

Victim tracks down attacker on Facebook

“If at first you don’t succeed, it won’t hurt to smoke some...”
— Dr. Dre

Stop Making That Duckface!

This just happened and I freaked out...

Me: so what happened when you got home?
Girlfriend: apparently they didnt call...
Girlfriend: someone has been calling me
Girlfriend: even last night at 11pm
Me: has it said that who it was from?
Girlfriend: no... it was no number
Me: that's weird..
Girlfriend: i know...
Me: do you have any idea who it could be?
Girlfriend: nope
Me: i'm worried now.
Girlfriend: why?
Me: cause it could be some sicko freak.
Girlfriend: probably and im home alone again
Me: gah.
Me: lock the doors and the windows and have some sort of weapon near you.
Girlfriend: :P
Me: please? it'd make me feel at ease.
Me: that rhymed.
Girlfriend: ok ill lock em now
Me: :) thank you lovely.
Girlfriend: thats weird...i thought i shut the screen door
Girlfriend: ..apparently not
Me: argh. you're making me freak.
Girlfriend: ill be fine
Me: you better be.
Girlfriend: now that ive shut all the doors...ill be lcked in with them
Facebook: Cristina is no longer online.

Guybrush Threepwood is going to be in...