Imagine being paid to play computer...
iwontallowit: That’s exactly what happens to five high-tech whiz kids in this exciting new...
May 30th
Why would you destroy our childhoods?
May 30th
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Don’t you wish Neighbours could be like this again? Don’t you wish all television was...
May 30th
molls:
If this pans out, I’m gonna have one hell of a story...
May 28th
An email to the National Theatre.
Hi, I don’t know who this goes to. Might be Kitty, might be Scott, might be Ken and it could...
May 28th
“That’s so female… That you can’t...”
— Me being sexist. Why? Cause...
— Me being sexist. Why? Cause...
May 27th
Apparently this girl is a massive slut with diseases....
May 27th
Going to bed at 8:50 PM.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
May 26th
chiam:
I think this picture is one of the chillest pictures I have seen in a long long time.
May 26th
What's black and rhymes with snoop?
DR. DRE.
May 25th
14 More of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap...
May 25th
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall...”
— Mel Brooks
— Mel Brooks
May 25th
nicky36:
This is the face of someone who has just discovered...
May 25th
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whiteversusblack:
Brand New Day - Dr.Horrible
Hells yes, I love this song. Reblog #6
May 25th
i'm going to a parade now. I LOVE A...
(via inthefade) Who doesn’t? Reblog #5
May 25th
binskykitten:
inthefade:
thedayhascome:
Sean Connery...
May 25th
monkeyfrog:
Stuck in bed with your leg on pillows? There’s a...
May 25th
(via nedhepburn)
Most Excellent. Reblog #2
May 25th
jakec:
This is what it’s come to.
Reblog # 1
THE NEXT TIME...
May 25th
7 Reblogs.
My tumblarity was 13. It’s now 27. To thank ya’ll that got me off an unlucky number....
May 25th
This is the result of suddenly appearing behind someone...
May 24th
I need to replace my electric guitar's...
shutupinternet: I’ve had this guitar for far too long and I haven’t replaced the strings. It’s time....
May 24th
Chk-Chk Boom, Clare Werbeloff is a fuck.
May 23rd
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NOFX - I Want You To Want Me I love this version more than the original. I love how they say Maygun...
May 23rd
Girls of Tumblr
jakec: Look, the emails are… flattering, frankly. It’s lovely that I’m doing something to entertain...
May 23rd
Touchstone: Give me your hand. Art thou learned?
William: No, sir.
Touchstone: Then learn this of me: to have is to have; for it is a figure in rhetoric that drink, being poured out of a cup into a glass, by filling the one doth empty the other; for all your writers do consent that ipse is he. Now, you are not ipse, for I am he.
William: Which he, sir?
Touchstone: He, sir, that must marry this woman. Therefore, you clown, abandon (which is in the vulgar, leave) the society (which in the boorish is, company) of this female (which in the common is, woman); which together is, abandon the society of this female, or, clown, thou perishest; or, to thy better understanding, diest; or, to wit, I kill thee, make thee away, translate thy life into death, thy liberty into bondage. I will deal in poison with thee, or in bastinado, or in steel; I will bandy with thee in faction; I will o'errun thee with policy; I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways. Therefore tremble and depart.
William: No, sir.
Touchstone: Then learn this of me: to have is to have; for it is a figure in rhetoric that drink, being poured out of a cup into a glass, by filling the one doth empty the other; for all your writers do consent that ipse is he. Now, you are not ipse, for I am he.
William: Which he, sir?
Touchstone: He, sir, that must marry this woman. Therefore, you clown, abandon (which is in the vulgar, leave) the society (which in the boorish is, company) of this female (which in the common is, woman); which together is, abandon the society of this female, or, clown, thou perishest; or, to thy better understanding, diest; or, to wit, I kill thee, make thee away, translate thy life into death, thy liberty into bondage. I will deal in poison with thee, or in bastinado, or in steel; I will bandy with thee in faction; I will o'errun thee with policy; I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways. Therefore tremble and depart.
May 22nd
I have never watched Fight Club, should...
May 22nd
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Just another Australian Youth making us look bad all over the world. Why can’t an Australian...
May 22nd
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Sugar Ray - When It’s Over Just listening to the sweet sounds of Sugar Ray ya’ll.
May 21st
A wonderful thing to bring shame upon others....
May 21st
A list of last words said before death
May 21st
Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know And...
May 21st
Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know
May 21st
“Comedy equals time plus precision minus hope divided by puns...”
— Steve Martin
— Steve Martin
May 17th
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I listen to this song too much and the video for it is amazing awesome. Coat Hanger abortions and...
May 16th
iwontallowit:
edward cullen (aka edward cunten) collectible...
May 16th
jakec:
What does it say that only my tweets about being...
May 5th