“I think you should take a long hard look at all your...”
— Marion Slatter to a comic that...

Jun 30th

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Fan created Weird Al music videos. Is there anything more cool than that?

Jun 29th

“After the Rain, Comes the Sunshine”
— -Daddy (this is actually...

Jun 29th

The girl in this picture (Louisa) just joined Tumblr....

Jun 29th

10 Awesomely Strange Google Trends

Jun 29th

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NOFX - The Idiots are taking over.

Jun 29th

Aiden Pyne and Love/Lust.

I’ve been told that I know more than most guys on the subject of “Love” yet I have...

Jun 29th

“A chick would be lucky to have you”
— bullshit line fed to me by...

Jun 29th

When I was younger Finale.

When I was younger Finale. When I was younger I didn’t have photos to look at and think...

Jun 29th

When I was younger Part 4. When I was younger I used to...

Jun 29th

When I was younger Part 3. When I was younger I used to put...

Jun 29th

When I was younger Part 2. When I was younger I used to amp...

Jun 29th

When I was younger Part 1. When I was younger we made lip...

Jun 29th

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Whenever I start quoting Lano and Woodley. I start with lines from this scene.

Jun 29th

To be away with the fairies.

pencildrawnheart: I’m strumming my guitar and singing to myself absent mindedly. It’s nice. I...

Jun 29th

“Yeah, some people are even having a hard time paying...

Jun 29th

jessicacowan: What the blog are you blogging about Kermit...

Jun 28th

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I love Guttermouth. I really do. I love how Mark Adkins just gives up half way through the song....

Jun 28th

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Prozzac - Pretty Girls They are kind of shit but I like listening to Prozzac cause I remember when...

Jun 28th

About that last post.

Parts of it are actually excerpts from a conversation I am having right now on MSN. Should I of...

Jun 28th

If I had cyber sex. (I hope this makes...

Aiden: I really don't know sweet heart. I'm not the most experienced person.
Girl: It doesn't matter babe.
Girl: Help me out
Aiden: I want to feel emotionally connected with you and hold you afterward.
Girl: No bub, dirty.
Girl: Like you wanna fuck me and stuff.
Aiden: But I'd rather make love.
Girl: That's sweet hun, but dirty.
Girl: Tell me you want to fuck my tits.
Girl: Or my wet pussy or my ass.
Aiden: If you do anal or titty fucking.. Is that really love?
Girl: Well no, but that's not the point. Talk DIRTY.
Aiden: Uh.. um.. Sex in a mud bath.
Girl: I'm so wet.
Aiden: How about that local sports team?
Girl: *goes offline*

Jun 28th

(via iwontallowit) These two may be related by blood.

Jun 28th

Miley's glad she remained "pure" for Nick...

Jun 28th

Who moved my 'Delete' key? Lenovo did.

Jun 28th

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Bo Burnham - High School Party I never grow tired of listening to Bo Burnham. It’s strange.

Jun 28th

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.”
— Peter Ustinov

Jun 28th

I'm going to fail the class of life.

Sam (a friend/peer from the National Theatre) is trying to teach me the ways of life. My current...

Jun 28th

Level 1 of Travis Nash’s first ever 16bit platform...

Jun 27th

I love losing followers.

But I love gaining them more though.

Jun 27th

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Classic Offspring with Zooey Deschanel. FUCK YEAH!

Jun 27th

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I hate it when people destroy things I like.

Jun 26th

jakec: Dating in a new era. What a pain in the ass. When I...

Jun 26th

Regarding Michael Jackson's death.

I’m going to have to be the dick here and say “Who seriously gives a fuck?”. ...

Jun 25th

Awkward Friends on Facebook Chat.

Aiden: What you doing man?
Zac: right now im on facebook for first time in long time
Aiden: Fair man.
Zac: soon i will stop and jerk off
Zac: then bed

Jun 24th

Dad to pay $3000 'bullet fee' to retrieve...

Jun 24th

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t...”
— Rodney Dangerfield

Jun 24th

I wonder what the beautiful Nikki Osborne is doing now.. I...

Jun 23rd

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The Dresden Dolls - Sing As a part of the theory work in Singing class at the National Theatre we...

Jun 22nd

I'm still a virgin.

(via jaydensmommie) So am I.

Jun 22nd

Damn - I failed my exam.

crazycolours: DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! The thing is I totally knew I failed it.  Although I knew...

Jun 19th

Some things about Daveigh Chase (my new...

She was born in Vegas. She played Samantha Darko in both Donnie Darko and S. Darko. She’s...

Jun 19th

This movie was actually pretty freaking good. I was...

Jun 19th

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Bloodhound Gang - Hell Yeah It’s been a while but someone’s recent facebook status made...

Jun 19th

I know i'm under the influence right now...

I will get fit. I’m going to run everyday for three weeks and then i’m getting trained...

Jun 19th

Just woke up, slept at friends house on a very small couch....

Jun 18th

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This is so freaking unbelievably the best online video i’ve seen in a long time. Awesome...

Jun 15th

“Romance will be best these evenings: June 2, 4, 5, 9, 13-14,...”
— My Horoscope regarding the...

Jun 14th

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NO WAY, GET FUCKED, FUCK OFF. If you don’t understand why I posted “NO WAY, GET FUCKED,...

Jun 14th

Things Monday can potentially be besides...

barelydiz: Margarita Monday: It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, so clock in and grab a glass. ...

Jun 14th

Jenny Ojima uses commas way too much.

Dear love,It is a pleasure to write you,how is every thing,Mine is a bit tough over here in Dakar...

Jun 14th

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How have I not seen this until today? Can Affleck be any freaking cooler? My god, he is a champion...

Jun 14th

Brand to Star in Drop Dead Fred Remake

Jun 14th

Hey Friends.

In the future DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT let me have access to a computer whilst I am under the...

Jun 13th

And so I go to bed with an upload of a random picture on...

Jun 13th

Okay, so i'm still up and...

I’m still up and everyone else is asleep and I have access to the laptop and I am on Tumblr. I...

Jun 13th

And this is a drunken post

tat’s right ,mk a drunkaen post. not oing back on my words not yuseing the backspace just...

Jun 13th

hi aidenpyne. :)

stef919: thank you for following. :) i’ve been to frankston. not very fond memories of the place...

Jun 12th

In regards to my dad driving me instead...

Me: So Dad, are you sure you can't drive me?
Dad: *nods head*
Me: So you'd rather me get stabbed?
Dad: Yup, what a stupid fucking question.

Jun 11th

If something is wicked chill/ace/sick/brilliant/any other term for awesome, then it is Awes Sauce. ...

Jun 11th

Know Thyself, Tumblr

jakelodwick: If you post something to Tumblr that is about Tumblr itself, it is more likely to...

Jun 11th

This is my favourite band. It has taken me one month to get...

Jun 11th

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The school bus driver is drinking beer… and the guy with the camera appears to be hitting on...

Jun 11th

jessicacowan: Apple of my eye. Today I saw this little pin...

Jun 11th

Remember when she uses her dandruff as snow flakes for her...

Jun 10th

Do you ever..

Get dandruff and then shake it all out of your hair and then put it all in a line and pretend...

Jun 10th

(via lilykily) My reaction to everything. “Can I fuck...

Jun 10th

Fictional Stories Based On YOU!

Okay, so here is the deal. I just started a new blog called Fictional Stories which is located at...

Jun 10th

Right after I made a post about /b/ I lost a follower. Is going to 4chan really that bad? Should I...

Jun 10th

“New fag don’t come to /b/ to /b/elong. We are not your...”
— Anon

Jun 10th

No makeup

americanmailorderbride: notdickless: I don’t know why some of you women cake that shit on. You...

Jun 10th

Death Eater Vs. Bugs Bunny in an ultimate character fight....

Jun 9th

September 11

Let this day be remembered for it was the day that Saved by the Bell: The New Class started

Jun 9th

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nedhepburn: saved by the bell was fucking DEEEEEP. You’re 3 posts about Saved by the Bell has...

Jun 9th

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Bowling for Soup - Baby, One More Time When people ask me how I know all the words to this Britney...

Jun 9th

“All the world’s a stage. Especially the stages.”
—  Amir Blumenfeld

Jun 9th

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I’ve been posting a fair amount of videos lately and i’ve been thinking “cut down...

Jun 9th

Amusing myself with online acting (A.K.A...

Me: Don't look up.
Marion: I just did
Me: Oh no...
Me: Oh no no no no no....
Me: GARRHGHHRHGHHH
Marion: lol
Me: Where am I?
Me: What is this?
Marion: You're strange
Me: I was walking through a forest when all of a sudden someone told me not to look down.
Me: But I did.
Me: I mean who wouldn't? If someone tells you not to look somewhere you instinctively look there.
Me: And then there was this bright light... and now.
Me: Wait...
Me: Who are you?
Me: *end scene*
Me: Thank you. Thank you. No need for applause.
Me: That was brilliant online acting I must say.
Marion: Hahahahaha

Jun 8th

Fail.

(via mashburger) Epic Win.

Jun 8th

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Part 2 of 2 in videos about Emos that make me LOL. Great video, she has some moments where...

Jun 8th

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Part 1 of 2 in videos about Emos that make me LOL. Fox Klein just straight up makes me laugh. Not...

Jun 8th

Wow, People can be so insensitive to those who can’t...

Jun 8th

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This is me doing stand up comedy at the Spleen Bar last night and even though it was a somewhat okay...

Jun 8th

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paulscheer: It’s like Werewolf Bar Mitvah but different azizisbored: Bobb’e J. Thompson - Bro...

Jun 8th

husty: 9gag: Ninja can’t catch you if you are on fire ...

Jun 8th

pencildrawnheart: jessicacowan: We take Harry Potter...

Jun 8th

Agents of mistrust (Via Kentoski A.K.A...

Estate Agent: Do you mind if I come around while you're not there?
Me: Yes.
Estate Agent: Why?
Me: Really?
Estate Agent: Yes.
Me: I don't like or trust you.
Estate Agent: Oh.

Jun 8th

If They Weren't Famous

Jun 7th

Ultimate Character Fights

Jun 7th

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inky: Late 80s/early 90s Canadian news clip about “the growing phenomenon of Internet.” There’s...

Jun 6th

jakec.

mashburger: Whilst I’m dedicating tumbls, I should say that you’re finally up in my tumblr...

Jun 6th

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This would of been amazing to witness live.

Jun 6th

“You know what the best thing about being a drummer is? They...”
— Guy from the party last night...

Jun 6th

“Report: Heidi Pratt, who is competing on NBC’s “I’m a...”
— BreakingNews Herpes? (via...

Jun 6th

There ARE no chicken nuggets McDonalds…

Jun 6th

I’ve been in this strange crazy mind world of mine and i’ve been full of things that I...

Jun 6th

americanmailorderbride: No Scottish terriers allowed on the...

Jun 5th

“Whoever wants to stay, you can stay, just find the nearest...”
— An extract from Candy’s...

Jun 5th

This is Totally Rad.

Jun 4th

A conversation from the start of the...

Guy: Bro, whats up?
Another Guy: Dude, just watching the dating game.
Guy: Right on, Hey dude, guess what tonight
Another Guy: What?
Guy: Pool party-my house-eight o clock.
Another Guy: YEAH!
Guy: You don't even know dude, there's gonna be food and girls and more food and Mike Chilludos coming.
Another Guy: Oh yeah!
Guy: Hold on, dude, hold on

Jun 4th

oh f.

hayleeey: i just lost a follower… oh g.

Jun 4th

Kicking the Dog

Is not a good movie. I don’t know why I even sat through it all.

Jun 4th

New Hampshire legalizes same-sex marriage

Jun 3rd

Vindictive Movie Studio Threatens To Make...

Jun 3rd

7 Clearly Fake News Stories That Fooled The...

Jun 3rd

If you don't want to be offended..

DON’T WATCH THE CHASER’S WAR ON EVERYTHING. Fucking hell, it really shits me that they...

Jun 3rd

There has been and will be times in my life in which I make...

Jun 3rd

My dislike of a SLUT SCHOOL.

Name Redacted: Ones at Star of the Sea and I forget where the other one goes
Me: Hahaha Star of the Sea is the sluttiest whore school ever.
Name Redacted: A few of the uni girls who come from there are kinda skanky/annoying. Theres a couple who are alright tho hahaha. Lol skanky and annoying often go together.
Me: Well the Star of the Sea people I know are skanks and fuckheads. Haha
Name Redacted: Hahahaha
Me: Yeah, I don't like that school.
Name Redacted: Really? Would never have been able to tell.
Me: I know. I'm so mysterious. You never know what i'm thinking, right?

Jun 3rd

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Why can’t Australia provide food for the poor kids at school? I wish I had hotdogs on Monday,...

Jun 3rd

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Oh gee.. This was.. Well.. Um… A tad creepy.

Jun 3rd

The answer is I CAN! Ladies.

Jun 3rd

Could You Pass 6th Grade Sex Ed?

jakec: clapifyoulikeme: Could You Pass 6th Grade Sex Ed? I would like to state here and now...

Jun 3rd

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I thought this was pretty awesome.

Jun 3rd

In answer to the question "Where would...

To Wonder Woman's house...
Aiden: I believe you uh... misplaced your lasso?
Wonder Woman: No, I have it.
Aiden: Are you sure? Cause this looks like your lasso.
Wonder Woman: It's not....
Aiden: Sorry to have bothered you.

Jun 2nd

I’m honoured to play this awesome room every now and...

Jun 2nd

Pick the Perp

Jun 2nd

Just watched this and I highly recommend it to EVERYONE....

Jun 2nd

“I never knew pain until I started stand up.”
— Orny Adams

Jun 2nd

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This video just shows how much of a beautiful person Tim Minchin is.

Jun 2nd

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Combining two really awesome things. Tim Minchin and Donnie Darko.

Jun 2nd

blakewhitman: anyone know what this means? *lowers voice to...

Jun 2nd

He always dreamed of being a star but he learned piano...

Jun 1st

I just got...

The Jerry Seinfield Comedian DVD and the Tim Minchin Rock and Roll Nerd DVD so if I go Seinfield and...

Jun 1st

I would like to see..

System of a Down Syndrome. A mentally disabled System of a Down cover band. I’ve been...

Jun 1st

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What have we learned? Don’t hide in microwaves

Jun 1st

iwontallowit: sacha baron cohen teabagging eminem. “are you...

May 31st

Just Downloaded The Aquabats Full...

Worth It.

May 31st

If I saw this girl walking down the street I would think...

May 31st

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When you see Taylor Lautner jump and turn into a wolf. You feel dissapointment.

May 31st