What did I buy today?

A walkman (you know those portable CD player things) and some batteries. Two Orson Scott Card...

Jul 25th

“I have to get ready for selling programs. So I’ll talk...”
— Something I just wrote on...

Jul 25th

The Guy Loving The Tire Is One Of My Acting...

Jul 22nd

I wonder how many people who watch this video clip for...

Jul 21st

Me: Say something witty so I can post a chat post on tumblr.
Friend: Something witty.
Me: You're a cunt.

Jul 21st

“Well, I do take pills, don’t do speed Don’t do...”
— Eminem (I’m Shady...

Jul 21st

I recently came into some money and I think I...

Jul 21st

Are we ready to go on an adventure into...

jessicacowan: I never expected anything, I made sure of it. But it’s a factor of my personality....

Jul 21st

Sunshine is just a cover name for...

Tip for those who don’t live in Melbourne but visit or move here… The suburbs with...

Jul 19th

Did you know...

that there is a mountain in Austria called Loser?

Jul 19th

Listen

Three Doors Down - Loser

Jul 19th

Loser (film) - Wikipedia

Jul 19th

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Can you see a theme forming here?

Jul 19th

Pic related. The stick figure that is a loser is me.

Jul 19th

Just wrote a post that included talk...

and lost a follower straight after. Is it really that bad that I still use myspace? I use facebook...

Jul 19th

apApa the rappa

Jul 19th

“Oh, the gas isn’t for you Seymour, it’s for me....”
— Orin Scrivello (Steve...

Jul 16th

“You have a talent for causing things pain”

Jul 16th

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Dentist - Little Shop Of Horrors. Singing this song for Singing Class at the National Theatre....

Jul 16th

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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969) Was voted #38 of the 50 Greatest Cartoons of all time. So awesome.

Jul 16th

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dangurewitch: dreeday: This is Gabriel, written by Brandon Bassham, starring Noah Plener and I....

Jul 14th

My Friend. FHL (Fuck Her Life)

My friend talking about Pokemon: “that game was seriously a drug when i was 10-ish i remember...

Jul 12th

The photo in which I look like the little fat kid from Two...

Jul 11th

I know people don't normally listen to...

Henrique: Hey.
Aiden: Hey man.
Aiden: What you doing?
Henrique: Good, u?
Aiden: I'm good but that wasn't the question.
Aiden: I asked what you doing?
Henrique: My bad.
Aiden: Are you going to answer my question?
Henrique: Nm, just msning.
Aiden: You know what? Fuck off, I don't have time for this shit.
Henrique: What
Henrique: ?
Aiden: *Blocks and deletes Henrique*

Jul 11th

Aiden - Virgin in Body, Slut in Mind.

I may be physically pure but I will fuck your thoughts any day. In fact.. I’m fucking them...

Jul 11th

stef919: radelaide: (via fuckyeahpetewentz) what is up...

Jul 7th

Had a brilliant gig last night.

And my father forgot to record it. Best gig yet. Wish you could of been there.

Jul 7th

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Aiden - Crusifiction “Would you open your eyes already. Christ died for shit and was a...

Jul 7th

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kapi: Flathead — The Fratellis This song is rather chill. I remember listening to it over and over...

Jul 6th

What the Quiz result said about my...

Mr Mackie - Drama You are completely and utterly insane. If someone asks you what the time is, they...

Jul 6th

One of the results from the “What *name of my high...

Jul 6th

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No-one likes you Tim Bailey.

Jul 6th

GaGa Goes Topless!

Jul 5th

Is MJ back?

Jul 5th

It’s good to be ones self and I know I’m going to get a lot of criticism and shit...

Jul 5th

I just cut my own hair. It’s longer on one side...

Jul 5th

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jakec: The Weird Sisters extended scene from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I love Jarvis...

Jul 5th

“FUCKING FUCK. FUCKING BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT OF MY...”
— Just watched Camp Rock.

Jul 3rd

Name that film

jakec: An intimidating black man sends mysterious packages to a Congressman in an affluent white...

Jul 3rd

Jackson Rathbone

Jul 2nd

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a million more times. I love Aziz Ansari.

Jul 2nd

It’s true. My mom loves me. Problem?

Jul 1st

"Searching for a boy in high school is...

moviegeek: - Clueless

Jul 1st

Why do they do this to themselves? Some...

Me: What ya doing?
Girl: Lookinn at porn u
Me: Just searching the interwebs.
Me: How's the porn going?
Girl: Cnt find nythin good
Girl: no ny good sites
Me: I know one but you need a password. I happen to have a password for it as well.
Girl: Cn I hav it
Me: Na, I shouldn't really give it out because if too many people use it.. They will find out the accounts been hacked and will shut the account down.
Girl: plzz
Me: Na. I might need it later on and I don't want it frozen.
Girl: Plzzz
Me: I don't think you deserve it.
Me: You have to prove to me that you deserve it.
Girl: How
Me: I don't know. Be creative. Think of a way.
Girl: I'll send u sum pics
Me: Of?
Girl: Um my pussy
Me: Recent pics?
Me: And how would I know it's you?
Girl: Idk
Me: Time stamp them.
Girl: I dnt get wat u mean
Me: Take a picture now and have in it a piece of paper saying the time and date.
Girl: I just sent 1
Me: No proof that it's you.
Girl: It is I promise
Me: No proof and one pic? I mean really?
Me: That just screams fake.
Girl: Um u asked 4 1
Me: But I also asked for it to be time stamped and it wasn't.
Me: Plus you said pics which is plural.. meaning more than one.
Girl: Ur weird most guyz wuld b hapy with that
Me: I am weird.
Girl: This is y u dnt hav a gf nd y ur a virgin
Me: And you're chat speak is horrible.
Me: *hits the block button*

Jul 1st

crazycolours: Lookit!!!!! It’s a wee tiny bird carved out...

Jul 1st

(via nedhepburn) Number 2 is the one that applies to me...

Jul 1st

Luke Zimmerman: Best Actor with Down Syndrome EVER!

Jul 1st

Is it wrong that I am one of my own...

Jul 1st

“I think you should take a long hard look at all your...”
— Marion Slatter to a comic that...

Jun 30th