@aidenpyne

jessicacowan: Okay. This may seem weird, but bear with me. Are you MY dad’s secret son, from his...

Sep 29th

You know you're dad is a homosexual...

Me: Dad, Why are you listening to Anastacia?
Dad: Because I like Anastacia.
Me: What was that? Because you're gay.
Dad: Yep.

Sep 29th

Want to

timeframe: get into the bathroom, nude, with a blindfold and dance freely to some garbage beat...

Sep 20th

Just because the last photo was very revealing and might not...

Sep 20th

So I have dressed in a coconut bikini and felt rather...

Sep 20th

“I never said ugly. Just not pretty. Haha. It’s more of...”
— Me when replying to the...

Sep 20th

Mother thought it would be amusing to do the Yearbook Photo...

Sep 18th

Jamie Tworkowski of To Write Love On Her Arms...

Sep 18th

Watch

Xavier Michaelides Stand Up Spot on Rove. I love this guy, he is awesome. If you ever see a poster...

Sep 18th

Teens hand in $100,000... FREAKING IDIOTS!

Sep 18th

“I think that the online world has actually brought books...”
— Bill Murray

Sep 18th

letsbeoffensive: juliasegal : danhacker: Bill...

Sep 18th

“I went to Second City, where you learned to make the other...”
— Bill Murray

Sep 18th

This movie is better than the first movie (Escape from New...

Sep 18th

Watch

Weezer - Buddy Holly This music video was on the Windows 95 disc. So chill.

Sep 18th

I love the people who create things like this. Yay Internet....

Sep 14th

“Today I realized that not only does Microsoft Word recognize...”
— My Life is Average (opposite...

Sep 12th

I'm sending positive vibes around the...

You have no friends.

Sep 11th

“Apparently he pissed all over the front of his...

Sep 5th

Ha, this made me laugh.

Mom: Clean your room. Like you have a hot date coming around.
Sister: Does he have a date?
Mom: No, he has to PRETEND that he has a date.

Sep 4th

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
— Dumbledore (via electrocity) ...

Aug 31st