January 2010
4 posts
Nerds in love 3: Nothing to do with nerds really....
I’ve only had one girlfriend because you know how everyone has a trait that they are attracted to. Well, one of my friends likes girls with musical ability, another friend likes Asian girls. I don’t care much for either of those things. I like girls who aren’t interested in me. For instance the last girl I had a crush on was a lesbian. Keyword: Was. She has a boyfriend now and...
The second part to Nerds in love which is about...
It’s weird for them to be together but I’m happy for them cause they’re happy. I have to be happy for them. They probably wouldn’t be my friends if I frowned upon their happiness but I wish I had that happiness. In my entire nineteen years of existence I have had only one girlfriend and when she dumped me all my friends were telling me that there are plenty more fish in the...
Nerds in love.
I have nerd friends. Two of these nerd friends, Sam and Rachel, just started dating and Sam has confided in me that they have become intimate. They’ve made love. They’ve introduced their nether regions and that’s weird because nerds don’t have sex. I know that for a fact. I’ve never had sex. He also told me something I rather not have been told. He also told me that...
You ever wonder if you could secretly be a robot?
Like when you write “Hahaha” online but in real life you felt no emotion at all.
Or like when someone says “Wow, this is so amazing” but you look at it and don’t think it’s anything special.
Or like when you open the side of your stomach, pull out a power cable and recharge over night.
Sometimes I think I could secretly be a robot.