alecwalker:

What happened in the books?

He got both hands, both feet and his tongue taken away from him from an old war friend who liked to play hangman.

iammattjordan:

Let me start off by saying this:

I think nothing is hotter than a woman in comfortable clothing, no makeup, and rustled hair.

There’s such an underlying implication from society for girls to be all dolled up, makeup covered, hair shimmered, dress wearing, all the time.

Newsflash: Unless she’s ultra high maintenance, it’s not going to happen.

Hell, some guys even have the nerve to expect that shit, when we sit around in T-Shirts and pants all the time. The guys that do expect it, feel the need to show off, showing a bit of insecurity and ego problems.

What you’re going to get with a girl, especially when you’re dating one, is mostly going to be her without makeup, without a dress, without anything. Just natural her.

If you don’t find that sexy, then you don’t truly find the girl sexy.

So when I’m dating someone, I let her know that if she wants to not have to put on makeup, and not be forced to dress up, it’s fine.

Like, fuck that shit.

We’ll go to Stop & Shop, get us a meal, and grab a DVD out the Redbox.

Because you, look damn good. No additions necessary.

This is so right. Nothing can be more correct than this. FUCK FAKE-UP!

Thank you Rhiannon (From the internet :P) for sending me this card and bringing some light into some rather dark days. I really appreciate it and I’m sorry that this photo doesn’t do your awesome card justice. I can’t find the better camera and had to deal with this old web cam.. ew. Again though. Thank you.

sognare:

annahinks:

tamburina:

Doakes is watching you.

I kinda miss Doakes.  He was fun times.

i def. miss doakes. he was hella funny.

Would much rather he suffered what he did in the books than dying. That would of been good television.

(via lemporiodiempirio)

The Monkey Island series would make the best movies ever. Please World of Cinema, make this into a movie.

This is really shitty facebook. I was in the middle of conversation on your stupid shitty buggy chat and then you log me out and tell me lies about maintenance. I DON’T BELIEVE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!