Dumbledore (via electrocity)

“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”

(via goodbetterbestbested)

“I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

The author of this story is clearly an imbecile, as there’s a scene where Draco is in the girl’s dormitory, and it’s common knowledge that boy’s cannot enter the girl’s dormitory. The stairs transform into a slide to prevent access. Fucking kids.

(via jakec)

I don’t understand J.K’s decision to have a charm in place to keep the boys out of the girl’s dormitory but not have one for the girl’s bathroom.