Nerds in love.

I have nerd friends. Two of these nerd friends, Sam and Rachel, just started dating and Sam has confided in me that they have become intimate. They’ve made love. They’ve  introduced their nether regions and that’s weird because nerds don’t have sex. I know that for a fact. I’ve never had sex.
He also told me something I rather not have been told.  He also told me that she likes him to talk dirty. Which I really can’t imagine him doing. I can imagine him talking nerdy though. He’d be dressed in a bathrobe holding his grandfathers walking stick. “Hey there, Night Elf. I see you have an axe wound between your legs. Would you like me to heal it with my staff of Asheron?” and then she’d roll a dice, get a five and tell him she’s not in the mood.
The thing that’s rather beautiful about them as a couple is when they play Dungeons and Dragons together. You look at them and their relationship seems rather magical. You know.. Like with all the spells being cast and goblins being slayed and all.