Nerds in love 3: Nothing to do with nerds really. It’s about me again.

I’ve only had one girlfriend because you know how everyone has a trait that they are attracted to. Well, one of my friends likes girls with musical ability, another friend likes Asian girls. I don’t care much for either of those things. I like girls who aren’t interested in me. For instance the last girl I had a crush on was a lesbian. Keyword: Was. She has a boyfriend now and his last name seems like it was designed to rub it all in cause whenever she signs onto the Internet it pops up with “Casi loves Cox”.
That being said.. Do you want to know what the trait is that 3 out of the 4 girls I’ve kissed have been attracted to is? OTHER GIRLS. That’s right. I’ve only kissed one straight girl in my entire life. I know I’ve got man tits but really? Are they that big? My face is up here girls.
When I push my cleavage together it’s because someone just made a weight joke about me and I’m trying to laugh it off by making a physical gag with my body. I’m not trying to seduce you, ladies. I’m trying to hide my insecurities through self humiliation.
One day I’ll find a love that isn’t a lesbian. Or I won’t and I’ll forever be lonely. At least I’ll always have my passions in life to keep me going like getting rejected and writing about it, sleeping and watching the FAME television series.